7 Chocolate Bars Reviewed: My Top Picks

Chocolate - The Cold-Weather Hiker's Friend
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Even as temperatures dip, there’s a dedicated core of us who can’t stay off the trail. And why not? The late fall and winter offer countless opportunities to enjoy the wilderness, whether it’s getting in a hike in the Gorge during a “sunbreak” or going on a multi-day snowshoeing trip in the Cascades.
It goes without saying that we’ll dress warmer, but even so, strenuous activity in cold weather means more calories burned, and more calories needed. One of the easiest (and most delicious!) ways to replace a portion of those calories is chocolate.
The 5000-Calorie Day
On a winter backpacking trip, you can burn in excess of 5000 calories per day. To keep going and stay warm, you need a diet that replaces the fuel you burn, in a balance between carbohydrates, fats, and proteins. If you want further information on building a diet for winter hiking, check out Michael Lanza’s excellent book, Winter Hiking & Camping: Managing Cold for Comfort & Safety.
Why Chocolate?
Most importantly, chocolate has lots of fat, which is something your body is constantly burning in a cold environment to keep you warm. Fat is also calorie-dense, which is good news for you, since you will usually have trouble eating enough just to replace the calories you burn on a winter backpacking trip. The body burns fat more slowly than carbohydrates. For this reason, Lanza recommends eating a chocolate bar or other fat-rich food immediately when stopping to camp: it will act as a slow-release energy source to keep you warm.
By the way, nuts are another fat-rich food great for fueling up on a winter hike. Since chocolate and nuts were made for each other, I’ve included several chocolate bars with nuts in my review. Not only are nuts rich in fat, but if they’re almonds or peanuts, they’re rich in protein as well.
Who Makes the Greatest Chocolate Bar This Side of Heaven?
On your behalf, I tested seven chocolate bars (Yeah, I really suffered for your sake). This was obviously not a scientific test. Some bars were plain chocolate, some had nuts. Although the WFB is biased in favor of milk chocolate, he might point out that most dark chocolate is so rich, dense, and potent that he can’t imagine someone snarfing a bar of it down after 8 miles of snowshoeing. Dark chocolate, to me, is something you nibble with a glass of pinot noir after dinner. I could be wrong. Nonetheless, I threw in one dark into the mix. My rating method was very subjective, and there were some I had trouble ranking. But when it came down to it, there was only one bar I really didn’t like. All calorie and weight info is off the packages.
So, without further ado, here’s how they did.
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#1: Ritter Sport
Milk Chocolate with Whole Hazelnuts (3.5 oz bar)
Calories per bar: 560
Calories per oz: 160
WFB paid: $2.29
Price per oz: $0.65
Remarks: Dang, those Germans know how to make chocolate! I did not have any trouble choosing this bar for the top slot. Having lived and traveled in Europe, here’s something I can tell you about European chocolate marketed in the US: if it’s not actually on the shelves of European grocery stores, the label doesn’t mean much. “European chocolate” is a marketing gimmick if Europeans aren’t digging it. With that said, Ritter Sport is to Germans what Hershey’s is to Americans. Although it’s more expensive here in the States, it’s well worth it.
Smell: Big hazelnut smell, reminiscent of liqueur, putting chocolate smell somewhat in background
Taste: Perfect balance of hazelnut, chocolate, and sweetness
Texture: soft but firm, then melt-in-your-mouth creamines

#2: Green & Black’s
Organic Milk Chocolate with Whole Roasted Almonds 37% cocoa (3.5 oz bar)
Calories per bar: 575
Calories per oz: 164
WFB paid: $3.49
Price per oz: $1.00
Remarks: Green & Blacks makes an excellent line of organic, fair-trade certified chocolate. The almonds in this bar add some extra protein.
Smell: Solid cocoa smell, very little almond comes through
Taste: Cocoa is nicely balanced with sweetness. Toasted almond flavor is very strong
Texture: Firm, slightly waxy texture

#3: Dagoba
Organic Semi-Sweet Dark Chocolate 59% cocoa (2 oz bar)
Calories per bar: 320
Calories per oz: 160
WFB paid: $2.39
Price per oz: $1.20
Remarks: This was the only dark in this taste test. It’s waaaay good, but I repeat, I can’t imagine snarfing this stuff down. It’s really rich.
Smell: Very bitter cocoa smell
Taste: Intense, rich cocoa with berry/acidic aftertaste. Bitter but not overpoweringly so
Texture: Very firm, but melts effortlessly on the tongue

#4: Endangered Species Chocolate
Smooth Milk Chocolate 52% cocoa (3 oz bar)
Calories per bar: 480
Calories per oz: 160
WFB paid: $2.00
Price per oz: $0.67
Remarks: 10 percent of the company’s net profits are donated to “support species, habitat and humanity.” Label claims “100% ethically traded.”
Smell: subtle milk smell from a milk chocolate that has a higher cocoa content than most milks
Taste: Intense molasses-like flavor and sweetness and berry notes before the cocoa flavor hits
Texture: Firm for a milk

#5: Theo
Hazelnut Crunch Milk Chocolate 40% cocoa (2 oz bar)
Calories per bar: 330
Calories per oz: 165 (Highest of 7 - but barely)
WFB paid: $2.50
Price per oz: $1.25 (Highest of 7)
Remarks: This chocolate bar was unique among the bars tested. It doesn’t say it on the wrapper, but part of the “crunch” of this bar, besides hazelnuts, comes from little toffee-like bits. Fair trade certified.
Smell: Subtle, berry-like cocoa aroma and a little hazelnut
Taste: Bitter/sweet chocolate flavor; toffee like pieces add sweet/saltiness; bitter aftertaste
Texture: dense chocolate with plenty of crunchy bits

#6: Hershey’s
Milk Chocolate (1.55 oz bar)
Calories per bar: 230
Calories per oz: 148
WFB paid: $0.69
Price per oz: $0.45 (Lowest of 7)
Remarks: This chocolate needs no introduction, really. If you’re like me, Hershey’s brings back memories of family camping trips, marshmallow roasts, and s’mores. It’s still a classic, and while it’s not what you’d call a “fine” chocolate, it’s cheap, available everywhere, and nostalgic.
Smell: Big, bold milk chocolate smell.
Taste: Sweet, sweet, sweet. First you taste sugar, then milk, then cocoa
Texture: Soft and waxy. Will likely melt on your fingers before it reaches your mouth

#7: Scharffen Berger
Extra Rich Milk Chocolate 41% cocoa (3 oz bar)
Calories per bar: 400
Calories per oz: 133 (Lowest of 7)
WFB paid: $3.69
Price per oz: $1.23
Remarks: You may beg to differ, but I really didn’t care for this one. Scharffen Berger has not gone out of business, so feel free to call my opinion unmitigated BS.
Smell: Very berry-like cocoa
Taste: Tastes like powdered milk. Old powdered milk. Cocoa with acidic bitterness, and strong sweetness
Texture: Soft but firm
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There you have it. Enjoy the cold while it lasts!














